Sniper 5:22 Sun Sep 14
Bird poo stain on car
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My car got proper air striked by what appeared to be a flock if emus. It's been cleaned and made all shiny and stuff but there's now a lovely array of splatter marks on it as I had the audacity to leave it a couple if days before scrubbing it off.
Any tips on the best product to use to remove the marks? I'm no petrol head but I'm assuming t cut is more fir scratches and too abrasive.
Any help great fully appreciated
Thanks in advance
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Sxboy_66
8:24 Mon Sep 15
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Irish Hammer 3:25 Mon Sep 15
How much money did you waste on brake fluid before you discovered that?
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Hammer and Pickle
8:13 Mon Sep 15
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My sympathies lmh - least they won't be "moving" any cars to eastern secondhand markets at this rate.
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lowermarshhammer
8:02 Mon Sep 15
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I took my car to a Lithuanian car wash and the silly cunts managed to somehow lock the car with the keys still in the ignition.
They fucked up the child lock on the rear door with their coat hanger entry effort.
3 hours wasted.
I'm sorely tempted to vote UKIP purely because this incident.
THANKS BLAIR.
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tobster
7:28 Mon Sep 15
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I had bird poo on my car and took it to one of those Lithuanian car washes for a £5 I explained it to him so he decided to get a dry cloth and scratch the thing off leaving scratches all over the bonnet.
I went mad at him
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snowbadger
5:57 Mon Sep 15
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Nitromors poured liberally on the stain and left for 24 hours should do the trick.
Thats better.
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White Pony
3:27 Mon Sep 15
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Put human excrement onto the bird poo. It will clear it completely. It has to be applied straight from your bowels though and then left for 12 hours.
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Irish Hammer
3:25 Mon Sep 15
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Noah
Unfortunately the old brake fluid revenge trick does work anymore.
They stopped making it with the paint melting side effect few years ago .
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Noah
3:22 Mon Sep 15
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Brake fluid poured liberally on the stain and left for 24 hours should do the trick.
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mr so & so
3:00 Mon Sep 15
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i had tree sap all over my car once and it hardened to a rock in the sun. no amount of cleaning moved it until recommended it was easily removed with alcohol, the stuff for cleaning cuts etc. gets car cleaned and have a quick shot of it afterward, all win!
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The Ghost of Braderz
2:35 Mon Sep 15
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Ohhhhh, BIRD poo.
Surely the most common yet I was assuming the other.
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Thames Ironworks
2:12 Mon Sep 15
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Don't touch it you'll get H5N1.
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Grumpster
2:07 Mon Sep 15
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Extremely annoyng when the cunts have been eating berries.
The purple shit is radioactive and strips the paint.
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Rise Park family
1:52 Mon Sep 15
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If a bird poos on you windscreen my advice is to dump her
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Sniper
8:00 Sun Sep 14
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Awesome
Cheers everyone
Anyone used meguiars 105 or ultimate?
I'm struggling to find a horny elephant
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Nurse Ratched
7:43 Sun Sep 14
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*smiles sweetly*
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violator
7:29 Sun Sep 14
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Anyone mentioned knob wiping yet
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stomper
7:27 Sun Sep 14
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Nurse. A curious expertise?
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Nurse Ratched
7:27 Sun Sep 14
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*chuckles*
"Wax-a on..."
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stomper
7:26 Sun Sep 14
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Frotteurism perhaps?
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Far Cough
7:26 Sun Sep 14
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Just imagine if an elephant shat on your car, you would need a bit more than rubbing compound?
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